What!? You don’t bubble wrap your kids? What kind of neglectful parent simply “watches” their child from a bench? Where is your tether? What in the hell are you doing in a public park? Or even outside!? Are you completely oblivious to how dangerous nature is? Oh and then there is the pollution!! I sure hope you keep those kids on respirators when they are out playing in that toxic wasteland you call a playground. Why are you such a terrible neglectful parent? Hope you had at least a dozen of them. With that kind of neglect most of those kids aren’t going to make it past 8.