WARNING!!! This article was meant as a joke. The author has done a poor job of making that clear. IF YOU ARE READING THIS DO NOT FOLLOW THE AUTHORS ADVICE. This is absolutely the worst advice it will NOT keep you secure and will guarantee that if any system you use is compromised hackers will absolutely use your “system” to guess your password on other systems. This might have been a decent idea 25 years ago but it has no place in this century. Hackers are aware of these strategies, they have sophisticated scripts that will mutate your password from one compromised system to guess your password on other systems. Do not do anything remotely like this. USE A PROPER PASSWORD MANAGER that supports end-to-end encryption and preferably one that supports 2FA, MFA, and Passkeys. They are secure and will keep you secure.